First off, I don’t shave in the shower. I shave on my living room rug. (Note: it was a hardwood floor 3 years ago.) This is while watching the WWE…of course!

Rule #1: do not under any circumstance use a women’s leg razor! They are designed to pull the hairs out by the roots and tear your legs to shreds. It’s worse than road rash! (You can just imagine what that will do to your face.) I prefer the Mach 3 Turbo.

I’ll review all (men’s) razors for my next post. Stay tuned for that one!

To start, I run a hot bath with scented oils to open up my pores. Then I apply a nice coating of my favorite herbal shaving lotion. (I prefer The Body Shop brands). Then shave up for a closer shave and smoother, silkier legs.

Finally, apply a nice layer of scented herbal body lotion. (Again, the Body Shop.)

Do this, and you’ll have silky smooth legs. Even smoother than my ex-girlfriends’. Hum… maybe that’s why they dropped me…like a bad razor!?

Brian “silk-legs” Schmitz

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